long overdue shinee post
Jun. 12th, 2009 03:54 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jumper_onshinee was one of the first kpop groups i liked. i liked them before i liked super junior. and who could blame me really? they were so cute and adorable. singing about noonas. i could pinch their pretty widdle cheeks.
and then they make their comeback. and suddenly, they're hot now. and i constantly have to remind myself that these are CHILDREN and that it is illegal for me to imagine myself with them in un-children-like (i'm sure there's a word for this, i'm just stupid) situations.
so i see jonghyun has been working out. she used to look so slim and soft and nerdy somehow. but she's gotten so butch now. she got a butch haircut and she also developed arms of sex that could rival kibum's. i guess i should start using male pronouns when talking about jonghyun now?
key is... stil key. but with blonde hair.
oh and what happened to taemin? he used to be my favorite with his huge smiles and awesome dancing. but now he lookes like an anorexic teenage girl with red hair and blue eyes and he's not as smiley anymore and i know he sings good now but he just scares me.
my new favorite is onew. because i always liked his voice the best out of the five. and i love his adorable fail.
and oh my fucking god MINHO is like the overlord of sex now. how can that boy be like that? he has puppy dog eyes and one of the most charming smiles you'll ever see. but when he talks, it's like fangirls spontaneously get pregnant just listening to him. we're talking immaculate conception here people. oh and have you heard him sing? here, listen and get pregnant. i swear he'd be my favorite person in shinee if someone could just convince me that he's a real person. you know, with emotions and such.
EDIT:
MINHO JUST FUCKING PROFESSED HIS UNDYING LOVE TO DONGHAE.
oooooh i can feel good minhae (?) fic being written as we speak. err, as we type. you know what i mean.
and then they make their comeback. and suddenly, they're hot now. and i constantly have to remind myself that these are CHILDREN and that it is illegal for me to imagine myself with them in un-children-like (i'm sure there's a word for this, i'm just stupid) situations.
so i see jonghyun has been working out. she used to look so slim and soft and nerdy somehow. but she's gotten so butch now. she got a butch haircut and she also developed arms of sex that could rival kibum's. i guess i should start using male pronouns when talking about jonghyun now?
key is... stil key. but with blonde hair.
oh and what happened to taemin? he used to be my favorite with his huge smiles and awesome dancing. but now he lookes like an anorexic teenage girl with red hair and blue eyes and he's not as smiley anymore and i know he sings good now but he just scares me.
my new favorite is onew. because i always liked his voice the best out of the five. and i love his adorable fail.
and oh my fucking god MINHO is like the overlord of sex now. how can that boy be like that? he has puppy dog eyes and one of the most charming smiles you'll ever see. but when he talks, it's like fangirls spontaneously get pregnant just listening to him. we're talking immaculate conception here people. oh and have you heard him sing? here, listen and get pregnant. i swear he'd be my favorite person in shinee if someone could just convince me that he's a real person. you know, with emotions and such.
EDIT:
MINHO JUST FUCKING PROFESSED HIS UNDYING LOVE TO DONGHAE.
oooooh i can feel good minhae (?) fic being written as we speak. err, as we type. you know what i mean.
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Date: 2009-06-12 08:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-13 05:02 am (UTC)and hahaha if i ever go to jail for statutory rape, it's probably minho's fault. XD
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Date: 2009-06-12 02:06 pm (UTC)ooh Minhae. Damn why must they be so honest &hearts
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Date: 2009-06-13 05:03 am (UTC)