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must organize thoughts.

therefore.

number 1:

ONE LOVE PERF ON MUSIC STATION.

NINO I LOVE YOU. WHY SO CUTE? LOOKING STRAIGHT AT ME. WITH THOSE EYES.

i therefore conclude that you read my entry about the ONE LOVE PV, took all the valuable pointers you could get and applied them effectively.

ILUSM.

number two:

i'm sure everyone has heard about ohmiya coming out of the closet. this got me really depressed because

a. that means nino is taken (so there goes my chances of marrying him)

b. that means nino likes boys (so there goes my chances of marrying him)

i'm just really sad because i had this grand plan of moving to japan in 3 years and working at JE and kidnapping nino. what am i gonna do with my life now? T_T

number three:

now even ohno is talking about "that perfect lips to lips KISS." IN HIS BLOG.

head on over to

sweathoneyeah and add her cause arashi blog entries are friends only.

or if you're already friends with her,

CLICK HERE FOR KAZU AND SATOSHI LOVE

i guess i'm just gonna have to be happy for them huh? at least there's still aiba.

EDIT: (roughly 12 hours later)

number fucking four:

i just saw a GIMMICK GAME FANCAM. and holy fuck i don't care if nino IS gay. i still WANT ~~to do~~ him. ALD:FGJADLFK:GJSDFL:KGHA:DKFJHGS:ADKFJGALDFKJGA

CLICK HERE TO WITNESS THE HOTTEST DANCE NUMBER IN THE HISTORY OF J FUCKING E

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OMG. Nino's really gay?! I didn't know... Gahd I want to cry...

hmmm.. okay.

i therefore declare that:

nino is not gay. it's just fanservice. (repeat this in your head like a mantra. it helps.)

i think we're the only two people in the world who were depressed by that whole ohmiya coming-out stunt. are we pathetic or what?

The mantra worked. Thanks.

And no, we're not pathetic. We're just not into Ohmiya that much. XD

GAAAAH. HEAD HURTS.

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