jumper_on: (glasses hae)
I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS AND MY TEACHER IS GONNA CATCH ME TYPING THIS I CAN FEEL IT BUT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK!!!!!

GORRRRGEOUS GENG WITH HIS TIE. AND SIWON NIBBLING ON HIS LITTLE GLOVE. AND ZHOU MI JUST BEING ALL ~*~MODEL~*~  ALL THE FUCKING TIME.  AND SLINKY KYU. AND WOOKIE LOOKING BOSS. AND OH MY GOOD HENRY. JUST HIM DANCING FIERCELY. AND EXISTING YOU KNOW?

AND FUCK YOU LEE DONGHAE. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE THIS SEXY AND NOT BE ACCESSIBLE. IN FUCKING BADASS SHADES. IT'S SO UNFAIR.

AND THE SONG SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE AND THE CHOREOGRAPHY IS FIERCE AND MANLY AND THE VIDEO LOOKS EXPENSIVE AND GAH MY TEACHER'S COMING THIS WAY.
jumper_on: (glasses hae)
so i'm just gonna gonna stare at these GQ motherfuckers to distract myself.


and holy mother of sandara, is it working. :Q_____
 


jumper_on: (good job loser)
okay so SNSD's hot new song and video are out. SUPER GENERATION was good. SO NYON SHI DAE (boy's generation) and mubank was even better. these are the moments when i'm so happy i'm in this fandom. but as much joy as glorious performances like these bring me, this fandom is also going to be responsible for my first heart attack.

this week has been insane. the real world is STRESSFUL enough as it is, with important people dying left and right (RIP farah fawcett and michael jackson), and north korea threatening to wipe my neighborhood off the map. but then fandom decides to make things worse. the whole SUPER JUNIOR SITUATION  is a source of constant worry. i mean leg injuries, depression, the possibility of someone leaving the band, the possibility of the entire band breaking up, future military service, and just the uncertainty of wtf is gonna happen to them is driving me nuts. and then SUNGMIN gets a freakin' knee injury, which he needed STITCHES for (poor baby) and he didn't have to be on mubank but he decided to go anyway because he really wanted to perform. so he did, and he was SINGING and SMILING through the pain, dammit. gah he's such a SWEETHEART. and then SHINEE decides to contribute to my steadily increasing blood pressure, in the form of GIANT METAL LIGHTING FIXTURES wanting to eat onew. but then SIWON (with backup from kyuhyun and you know, GOD) caught the damn thing before it could crush my beloved ondubu, so another coronary averted.

i swear this fandom is gonna be the death of me.

so now i shall cheer myself up with the cutest thing i saw all week and hopefully it would be enough to get me through another week in KPOP: THE DEADLIEST FANDOM EVER.


teeheehee isn't SUNNY the cutest thing ever? (and yes i now have an snsd icon) another thing that could cheer me up is the sight of SOOYOUNG's legs. no wait, i think that falls under the "things that could cause premature death" category. anyway, i love SUNNY and SOOYOUNG. they're my favorite SNSD members. especially because they were both SUNGMIN'S SIDEKICKS in chunji. SUNGMIN/SOOYOUNG has always been my het otp in kpop because i loved that SOOYOUNG was never cutesy around SUNGMIN the way SUNNY is. but now, especially after watching music travel lalala, i'm liking the whole SUNGMIN/SUNNY "we're cuter than all your otp's combined" dynamic. i'm also beginning to like the idea of SUNGMIN/SOOYOUNG/SUNNY because i'm perverted like that. now if only i knew where to find fic...

jumper_on: (matsuken loves candy)
1. i just trudged through 480 BACK ENTRIES on my flist. and i started 8 HOURS AGO. i will never ignore lj for a whole week because i wanna focus on schoolwork ever again.

2. i had to go to chelsea today for an assignment and i swear this school goes out of its way to annoy me. because it was raining. and the building i had to go to was seven million blocks from the subway station. and just. i don't like getting my sneakers wet. so anyway i went and on the way i pass by this tiny little movie house in the middle of fuck knows where and i see this:


and suddenly it wasn't so bad anymore. i know it's an old movie but just seeing him suddenly out in the middle of nowhere when i was having such a crapfest of a day made me squeal and take fangirl cellphone pics of a poster i've seen a gajmillion times before. idek. speaking of L..

3. i haven't seen a single episode of zenigaba and that makes me a very bad fan. but i did see "don't laugh at my romance" and that movie pretty much confirmed the suspicions i've been having this past week: i think i'm in love with matsuyama kenichi (i mean i loved him before this but that was more of an "i think you're a good actor and i love your work" type of love and now it's more of the "i wanna have your babies" variety) and i'm 87% sure that it had to do with the fact that kyuhyun reminds me so much of him. speaking of kyuhyun..

4. I NOW HAVE MY SUJU TOP 5!!! here they are in no particular order. kind of.

KYUHYUN - i explained this already.
DONGHAE - for the hip thrusts. oh and because he's an orphan. and i am strangely attracted to boys i kinda feel sorry for and thus want to take care of.
HANGENG - becuase i loved him in the sorry, sorry video. with his shades. and his undone bowtie that dangles when he dances, just begging to be taken off. along with the rest of his clothes. oh and because he can't speak very good korean and that just make me go "awwwwww."

and i saved these two for last because i think they're my top 2 now:

EETEUK - because i am a sucker for dimples and his is just too cute. and his high-pitched laugh is crazy. and he's a goofball leader. and yeah just all-around awesome.
EUNHYUK - because he's the best dancer of the bunch. and he's hilarious. and he has PIMPTASTIC HAIR.

and i've been watching these two on sukira and they're insane. AND I LOVE THEIR SORRY, SORRY SPANISH MATADOR OUTFITS LIKE KYUHYUN LOVES JUMONG. WAY WAY TOO MUCH.

5. i also found out that i have SIWOPHOBIA: the irrational fear of siwon. i don't know man. he just scares me. maybe it's cause i'm a bad christian and i'm afraid he won't approve. maybe it's cause of his eyebrows. maybe it's cause he reminds me of that evil korean bad guy in that james bond film with the light blue eyes and the diamonds embedded in his face. i'm just really scared of him. my sister tried to cure me by showing me videos of adorable!siwon but i thought they were just creepy. i think i need professional help.

6. dbsk's paradise is such a makeout song. every time i hear it, i suddenly wish i was making out with someone. anyone. preferably an asian boy. oh! oh! and because of this, i am now determined to bag myself one of those. and everytime i pass by the smoking area in school where all the cute korean boys hang out with their brahs, i sing whatever song is playing in my ipod at that exact moment (which these days is just suju and dbsk) at the top of my lungs in the hopes that they would talk to me. because they'll think i know their language. or something.

7. i'm starting to feel guilty for neglecting arashi.
 

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