I'M BACK

May. 19th, 2010 07:25 pm
jumper_on: (yay onew)
RRRAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR I'M OFFICIALLY DONE WITH SCHOOL FOREVERRRRRRRR!!!!! let me show you my happy dance.


i would like to thank everyone who wished me luck. you guys are awesome. :D

so now that i am back on lj, let me just share my thoughts on everything that's been going on. and since i'm lagging behind everyone, i will try to keep this short.

click for belated rambling )

so yeah. i'll be off the grid for a couple days as i will be travelling halfway across the globe to spend two months of intense partying with my best friends in the entire universe. oh and [livejournal.com profile] goldengutgirl i will see you in a couple days!!!
jumper_on: (hot maknae is hot)
HOLY MOTHERFUCKING HELL.

CHO KYUHYUN.

YOU ARE FUCKING OWNING.

(proper flailing about the bonamana video in a couple of days but basically KYUHYUN FUCK ALSDKJFHALDF AND SUNGMIN ALSO GDI)
jumper_on: (hot maknae is hot)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KYUHYUN!!!
you're perfect dazzling adorable etc
and you're the reason i got into kpop
so yay for you and all that


but more importantly,
LOOK AT THESE TWO CUTE-ASS MOTHERBITCHES RIGHT HERE



SUNMIN, WHEN ARE YOU TWO GOING TO START MAKING BABIES???

 
jumper_on: (hot maknae is hot)








that, my dears, is kyuhyun singing and fucking dancing to michael jackson. fuck.

hey kpop,
i know you're a bitch and all,
but i thank you from the bottom of my heart
for giving me this before you make super junior break up.
it is very much appreciated.
jumper_on: (glasses hae)
in case it wasn't obvious already, i am on

~*~HIATUS~*~

and will be until the semester ends in december.

but i just wanted to take a tiny little break to greet donghae a happy happy birthday.


LEE DONGHAE, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DO TO ME. PLEASE NEVER STOP.

also, since i'm here already, can i just say

SJM IS INCREDIBLY AWESOME AND ALL BUT KYUHYUN IS OBVIOUSLY ON CRACK.

and OMG KEY. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE ASDKJFHASDFH.

can't wait for shinee's comeback with key's fantastic (and elastic?) new black hair that i am so digging right now it's not even normal. like. this is gay ole key we are talking about here. why is he making me think of him as a sexy man beast of some kind?

okay back to homework.


jumper_on: (glasses hae)
I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS AND MY TEACHER IS GONNA CATCH ME TYPING THIS I CAN FEEL IT BUT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK!!!!!

GORRRRGEOUS GENG WITH HIS TIE. AND SIWON NIBBLING ON HIS LITTLE GLOVE. AND ZHOU MI JUST BEING ALL ~*~MODEL~*~  ALL THE FUCKING TIME.  AND SLINKY KYU. AND WOOKIE LOOKING BOSS. AND OH MY GOOD HENRY. JUST HIM DANCING FIERCELY. AND EXISTING YOU KNOW?

AND FUCK YOU LEE DONGHAE. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE THIS SEXY AND NOT BE ACCESSIBLE. IN FUCKING BADASS SHADES. IT'S SO UNFAIR.

AND THE SONG SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE AND THE CHOREOGRAPHY IS FIERCE AND MANLY AND THE VIDEO LOOKS EXPENSIVE AND GAH MY TEACHER'S COMING THIS WAY.
jumper_on: (glasses hae)
so i'm just gonna gonna stare at these GQ motherfuckers to distract myself.


and holy mother of sandara, is it working. :Q_____
 


jumper_on: (hot maknae is hot)
so i was telling my sister this morning that i was getting tired of kyuhyun's partly curly, longish hair and that he should cut it and stay away from the curling iron forever. then lo and behold, i see this on soompi.



I NEED HQ PHOTOS OF KYUHYUN'S BRAND SPANKIN' NEW HAIRCUT AND I NEED THEM NOW.

added bonus: sungmin's hair is longer (finally) and i loooove it. they both have sexy amazing gorgeous hairstyles now that look kind of similar orz.

not news: i miss super junior. so i have been reduced to trawling soompi for every bit of news i could find. the folks there haven't realized that kyuhyun has cut his hair because no one there is spazzing the way i am now. then again, i might be the only one who thinks that this is a very important issue. FML.

EDIT:
apparently everyone on omona hates this. idgi.
jumper_on: (good job loser)
okay so SNSD's hot new song and video are out. SUPER GENERATION was good. SO NYON SHI DAE (boy's generation) and mubank was even better. these are the moments when i'm so happy i'm in this fandom. but as much joy as glorious performances like these bring me, this fandom is also going to be responsible for my first heart attack.

this week has been insane. the real world is STRESSFUL enough as it is, with important people dying left and right (RIP farah fawcett and michael jackson), and north korea threatening to wipe my neighborhood off the map. but then fandom decides to make things worse. the whole SUPER JUNIOR SITUATION  is a source of constant worry. i mean leg injuries, depression, the possibility of someone leaving the band, the possibility of the entire band breaking up, future military service, and just the uncertainty of wtf is gonna happen to them is driving me nuts. and then SUNGMIN gets a freakin' knee injury, which he needed STITCHES for (poor baby) and he didn't have to be on mubank but he decided to go anyway because he really wanted to perform. so he did, and he was SINGING and SMILING through the pain, dammit. gah he's such a SWEETHEART. and then SHINEE decides to contribute to my steadily increasing blood pressure, in the form of GIANT METAL LIGHTING FIXTURES wanting to eat onew. but then SIWON (with backup from kyuhyun and you know, GOD) caught the damn thing before it could crush my beloved ondubu, so another coronary averted.

i swear this fandom is gonna be the death of me.

so now i shall cheer myself up with the cutest thing i saw all week and hopefully it would be enough to get me through another week in KPOP: THE DEADLIEST FANDOM EVER.


teeheehee isn't SUNNY the cutest thing ever? (and yes i now have an snsd icon) another thing that could cheer me up is the sight of SOOYOUNG's legs. no wait, i think that falls under the "things that could cause premature death" category. anyway, i love SUNNY and SOOYOUNG. they're my favorite SNSD members. especially because they were both SUNGMIN'S SIDEKICKS in chunji. SUNGMIN/SOOYOUNG has always been my het otp in kpop because i loved that SOOYOUNG was never cutesy around SUNGMIN the way SUNNY is. but now, especially after watching music travel lalala, i'm liking the whole SUNGMIN/SUNNY "we're cuter than all your otp's combined" dynamic. i'm also beginning to like the idea of SUNGMIN/SOOYOUNG/SUNNY because i'm perverted like that. now if only i knew where to find fic...

jumper_on: (glasses hae)
it's been over a week since school ended and it has taken me this long to catch up with fandom. and WTF?!

1. arashi is having their 10th anniversary concert. i don't know what to do about this.

2. i started watching Love Shuffle and WTF this is one of the wittiest, funniest, most underrated jdramas i have ever seen. also, matsuda shota is so sexy in this i can't even tell you. i liked him as soujirou in hanadan and i swear that episode about him and his first love was my favorite episode in the entire franchise hands down. because he cried! and it was believable! and great! i liked him also in bara no nai hanaya because he played a character that was the complete opposite of soujirou and he pulled it off awesome. i should have known i was in love with him when i saw him on the cover of NYLON JAPAN a couple months back. i was at kinokuniya staring at the magazine like an idiot for about two hours. but in LOVE SHUFFLE, man. just. unf. go watch it now.

3. WTF g dragon was depressed and went to europe with his hair like that. poor kid. apparently he's all better now (right). still, i love him in the My Heaven MV even if he was all sadface throughout.

4. suju's cosmo photoshoot. with the nice clothes and the genius hand placements. and the interview!

so the interviewer was asking them if any of them were envious of the other members' parts in the choreography for sorry, sorry. and so Yesung says he was jealous of Eunhyuk because he gets to do a dance solo. and Eeteuk says Siwon because he looks like a big boss when he does his finger lifting bit. and Sungmin says Hangeng because it looks really powerful how he walks in at the beginning. then the Inteviewer goes: Why doesn't Kyuhyun talk? Weren't you envious of the other members? then Kyu was like "I'm good."

HAHAHAHA. that boy. ♥


also, am i the only one who thinks he would have fit in fabulously with the cast of coffee prince? they should dress him more like this.

5.  DONGHAE. IN THIS. i know it's old but that doesn't make it any less hot. T^T

so anyway, i am in dire need of a layout change. i should go and do that now.

jumper_on: (matsuken loves candy)
1. i just trudged through 480 BACK ENTRIES on my flist. and i started 8 HOURS AGO. i will never ignore lj for a whole week because i wanna focus on schoolwork ever again.

2. i had to go to chelsea today for an assignment and i swear this school goes out of its way to annoy me. because it was raining. and the building i had to go to was seven million blocks from the subway station. and just. i don't like getting my sneakers wet. so anyway i went and on the way i pass by this tiny little movie house in the middle of fuck knows where and i see this:


and suddenly it wasn't so bad anymore. i know it's an old movie but just seeing him suddenly out in the middle of nowhere when i was having such a crapfest of a day made me squeal and take fangirl cellphone pics of a poster i've seen a gajmillion times before. idek. speaking of L..

3. i haven't seen a single episode of zenigaba and that makes me a very bad fan. but i did see "don't laugh at my romance" and that movie pretty much confirmed the suspicions i've been having this past week: i think i'm in love with matsuyama kenichi (i mean i loved him before this but that was more of an "i think you're a good actor and i love your work" type of love and now it's more of the "i wanna have your babies" variety) and i'm 87% sure that it had to do with the fact that kyuhyun reminds me so much of him. speaking of kyuhyun..

4. I NOW HAVE MY SUJU TOP 5!!! here they are in no particular order. kind of.

KYUHYUN - i explained this already.
DONGHAE - for the hip thrusts. oh and because he's an orphan. and i am strangely attracted to boys i kinda feel sorry for and thus want to take care of.
HANGENG - becuase i loved him in the sorry, sorry video. with his shades. and his undone bowtie that dangles when he dances, just begging to be taken off. along with the rest of his clothes. oh and because he can't speak very good korean and that just make me go "awwwwww."

and i saved these two for last because i think they're my top 2 now:

EETEUK - because i am a sucker for dimples and his is just too cute. and his high-pitched laugh is crazy. and he's a goofball leader. and yeah just all-around awesome.
EUNHYUK - because he's the best dancer of the bunch. and he's hilarious. and he has PIMPTASTIC HAIR.

and i've been watching these two on sukira and they're insane. AND I LOVE THEIR SORRY, SORRY SPANISH MATADOR OUTFITS LIKE KYUHYUN LOVES JUMONG. WAY WAY TOO MUCH.

5. i also found out that i have SIWOPHOBIA: the irrational fear of siwon. i don't know man. he just scares me. maybe it's cause i'm a bad christian and i'm afraid he won't approve. maybe it's cause of his eyebrows. maybe it's cause he reminds me of that evil korean bad guy in that james bond film with the light blue eyes and the diamonds embedded in his face. i'm just really scared of him. my sister tried to cure me by showing me videos of adorable!siwon but i thought they were just creepy. i think i need professional help.

6. dbsk's paradise is such a makeout song. every time i hear it, i suddenly wish i was making out with someone. anyone. preferably an asian boy. oh! oh! and because of this, i am now determined to bag myself one of those. and everytime i pass by the smoking area in school where all the cute korean boys hang out with their brahs, i sing whatever song is playing in my ipod at that exact moment (which these days is just suju and dbsk) at the top of my lungs in the hopes that they would talk to me. because they'll think i know their language. or something.

7. i'm starting to feel guilty for neglecting arashi.
 
jumper_on: (hot maknae is hot)
1. i just joined a bunch of lj communities for shinee, dbsk and super junior. it's official. KOREA IS AWESOME.

2. my friend lianne and i are recent converts/addicts to kpop and we have gotten into the habit of calling it the dark side. becuase it is seductive. and evil. and very bad for you.

3. kyuhyun should stop staring at me. IN THOSE WAYFARERS. @_@


 
4. i think the reason i like kyuhyun so much is becuase he reminds me of matsuyama kenichi. and i loooove him. loved everything he's done. loved him in death note (pulled it off perfectly), sexy voice and robo (ITADAKIMAX!), and yes i even loved him when he played sawajiri erika's asshole of a sempai in one litre of tears. so i'm currently downloading Don't Laugh at My Romance. not only because he is playing an art student (which is what i am) but he is also playing a boy that is seduced by an older woman (which is what i also am) and this to me is exciting. i like younger boys. there i said it. as if it wasn't obvious already. so anyway, kyuhyun and kenichi: separated at birth?


 

okay mabe not. but cousins, surely.
 
5. i am posting a gazillion thoughts into this one long entry because i didn't have the luxury of time this week. as i basically sold my soul to school. but it doesn't give me love back. instead it gives me homework. piles. i had to do the cover design, layout, and CONTENTS OF TWO BOOKS AND ONE MAGAZINE. FROM SCRATCH. ALL THIS WEEK. (well they gave us the assignments before spring break. but you know, i was discovering the awesome that is suju over spring break so. yeah i didn't sleep this week.) oh and because i like to enumerate.

6. someone wrote somewhere (i am such a bad person) that akanishi jin thinks dbsk is cool. okay wait. i'm gonna go look for that article and repost it here. with proper credit. wait. okay here it is.[info]mihsayam posted this interview over at [info]dbsg  :

"Q: カラオケのシメの一曲、なににする?

A: 決まってない。 そんなときによって違う。リンキン・パークとか。 ねね、そういえば東方神起って知ってる? 俺、最近知ったんだけど。 日本語で歌ってるんだよね。すごくね? すごいよね。"

Q: When you go karaoke-ing, what song do you sing last?

Akanishi Jin: I can't really decide. It really depends on the time, sometimes its Linkin Park or some others. Hey, have you heard of Tohoshinki? I only got to know them recently. But I heard they actually sing in Japanese ne. It's really cool, right? Totally cool.

can you say plotbunny? which brings me to number

7. the folks over at [livejournal.com profile] helloyourself , which used to be a JE / Sweet Power (horikita maki & meisa kuroki) fic community, have also recently switched over to the dark side (DBSK in particular) and i think they're planning this celebratory turnover super fic in which jaejoon/yoochun/maki/meisa happens. and yamapi couldn't do anything to stop it because even he thinks that jaejoong is fucking cool. maybe i should tell them to put jin in there somewhere.

8. as i am a late bloomer in the world of dbsk, i only watched the wrong number pv like yesterday and. WHY DO I WANNA DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO JAEJOONG IN THIS VIDEO? oh i know. because he is inebriated and lying on the carpet. CHANCE!!!

9. i just joined [livejournal.com profile] capslock_tvxq and apparently changmin's secret weapon is his cock.



i swear i loved him before i even knew that.

10. i feel a change in my layout coming. 
jumper_on: (hot maknae is hot)
being an arashi fangirl is pretty much a full time job so i rarely venture out of this fandom except for the ocassional "i-think-i-like-this-other-JE-group's-song/video/member" moment. i have, however, been listening to some kpop since last year (baited by the wondergirls but moved on to the boyzzz namely SHINEE and this year to DBSK c/o ayisse) and when there's one song i really like, i tend to research about the group more. i mean i don't obsess over them or anything (arashi is enough thank you very much) but i try to make it a point to at least know the names of each member. and it's pretty easy, especially if there are only five members in the group.

SHINEE
1. TAEMIN - best dancer, youngest, i love this boy so so much
2. MINHO - best looking, raps, my number 2
3. JONGHYUN - sings good, gets plenty of air time
4. ONEW - leader, sings good too
5. KEY - looks like a Vulcan

DBSK
1. JAEJOONG - really hot
2. YOOCHUN - cute boy, ayisse loves him
3. CHANGMIN - youngest, i think i love you in the mirotic videooo mwah mwah mwah
4. JUNSU - awesome voice, great dancer
5. YUNHO - leader, raps


but when there are more than five, i start to have a hard time.

so i just spent the last THREE HOURS trying to memorize the names (and corresponding faces) of all THIRTEEN members of Super Junior. and yes, it's because of SORRY, SORRY. that song, man. it's insane. anyway, i'm listing all their names down here in lj so i won't forget. here we go.

SUPER JUNIOR
1. KYUHYUN - MY LOVE, BEST SINGER, AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME. also: youngest (why do i always have to fall for the youngest??), was the one who sang a whole new world with charice pempengco in star king, and was the most badly-injured in that 2007 suju car accident, my poor poor baby
2. HEECHUL - used to look like a girl with long hair but recently got a haircut so now looks like Spock. i like him much better now. also: likes making out with his band mates
3. KIBUM - cute boy, ayisse loves him (hahaha i just realized that my descriptions for yoochun and kibum are the same)
4. SIWON - looks like luis manzano, also: jesus loves him
5. EUNHYUK - best dancer, looks like a cross between my friend tripy and kubozuka yosuke
6. HANKYUNG - only chinese member of the group, also looks like Spock but more pinoy somehow
7. DONG HAE - looks like a cross between my friend peydrow and ikuta toma and sometimes koike teppei
8. YESUNG - fat cheeks, less cute version of miyake ken
9. RYEOWOOK - little boy
10. EETEUK - lizard
11. KANGIN - the chubby one
12. SHINDONG - the fat one
13. SUNGMIN - the only one left by process of elimination (sorry)

i think i need a kpop icon. korea, what are you doing to me?

EDIT:
made a kyuhyun icon from a picture of him looking hot. wearing shades. and undressing. LOOK! 

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