jumper_on: (glasses hae)
in case it wasn't obvious already, i am on

~*~HIATUS~*~

and will be until the semester ends in december.

but i just wanted to take a tiny little break to greet donghae a happy happy birthday.


LEE DONGHAE, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DO TO ME. PLEASE NEVER STOP.

also, since i'm here already, can i just say

SJM IS INCREDIBLY AWESOME AND ALL BUT KYUHYUN IS OBVIOUSLY ON CRACK.

and OMG KEY. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE ASDKJFHASDFH.

can't wait for shinee's comeback with key's fantastic (and elastic?) new black hair that i am so digging right now it's not even normal. like. this is gay ole key we are talking about here. why is he making me think of him as a sexy man beast of some kind?

okay back to homework.


jumper_on: (glasses hae)
I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS AND MY TEACHER IS GONNA CATCH ME TYPING THIS I CAN FEEL IT BUT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK!!!!!

GORRRRGEOUS GENG WITH HIS TIE. AND SIWON NIBBLING ON HIS LITTLE GLOVE. AND ZHOU MI JUST BEING ALL ~*~MODEL~*~  ALL THE FUCKING TIME.  AND SLINKY KYU. AND WOOKIE LOOKING BOSS. AND OH MY GOOD HENRY. JUST HIM DANCING FIERCELY. AND EXISTING YOU KNOW?

AND FUCK YOU LEE DONGHAE. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE THIS SEXY AND NOT BE ACCESSIBLE. IN FUCKING BADASS SHADES. IT'S SO UNFAIR.

AND THE SONG SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE AND THE CHOREOGRAPHY IS FIERCE AND MANLY AND THE VIDEO LOOKS EXPENSIVE AND GAH MY TEACHER'S COMING THIS WAY.
jumper_on: (glasses hae)
so i'm just gonna gonna stare at these GQ motherfuckers to distract myself.


and holy mother of sandara, is it working. :Q_____
 


jumper_on: (glasses hae)
happy birthday kibum!

but more importantly,


WHY IS DONGHAE THE MOST PRECIOUS BOY IN THE UNIVERSE



I CRIED.

TT__________TT

(oh my kihae-loving heart
)
 

jumper_on: (glasses hae)
belated happy birthday leeteuk!



but more importantly,

DONGHAE WHY AREN'T YOU MY BOYFRIEND???



i wanna hold your hand. :(
jumper_on: (glasses hae)
DONGHAE WAS SPORTING KIBUM'S SUPER SHOW II HAIRSTYLE ON YESTERDAY'S MUSIC CORE.





YES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

KIHAE IS REAL.

+1 more because the boy is cute )


EDIT: Donghae had the same hair today on Inkigayo. and the very first commercial they showed when inkigayo finished was Kibum's "we live in oz" cf. awwww.


In other news, Goodbye Stages make me sad. :(



jumper_on: (yay onew)
shinee was one of the first kpop groups i liked. i liked them before i liked super junior. and who could blame me really? they were so cute and adorable. singing about noonas. i could pinch their pretty widdle cheeks.

and then they make their comeback. and suddenly, they're hot now. and i constantly have to remind myself that these are CHILDREN and that it is illegal for me to imagine myself with them in un-children-like (i'm sure there's a word for this, i'm just stupid) situations.

so i see jonghyun has been working out. she used to look so slim and soft and nerdy somehow. but she's gotten so butch now. she got a butch haircut and she also developed arms of sex that could rival kibum's. i guess i should start using male pronouns when talking about jonghyun now?

key is... stil key. but with blonde hair.

oh and what happened to taemin? he used to be my favorite with his huge smiles and awesome dancing. but now he lookes like an anorexic teenage girl with red hair and blue eyes and he's not as smiley anymore and i know he sings good now but he just scares me.

my new favorite is onew. because i always liked his voice the best out of the five. and i love his adorable fail.

and oh my fucking god MINHO is like the overlord of sex now. how can that boy be like that? he has puppy dog eyes and one of the most charming smiles you'll ever see. but when he talks, it's like fangirls spontaneously get pregnant just listening to him. we're talking immaculate conception here people. oh and have you heard him sing? here, listen and get pregnant. i swear he'd be my favorite person in shinee if someone could just convince me that he's a real person. you know, with emotions and such.

EDIT:
MINHO JUST FUCKING PROFESSED HIS UNDYING LOVE TO DONGHAE.
oooooh i can feel good minhae (?) fic being written as we speak. err, as we type. you know what i mean.
jumper_on: (glasses hae)
a couple of days ago, i read the saddest, most beautiful suju fic ever. it's eunhae and it's sexy and awkward and just so real. and it broke my heart and i now want to marry the person who wrote it (i think the author is a boy wtf that's so cute hahaha). not because he made me cry but because nothing wins my heart like amazing writing. and witty dialogue. and perfectly-wrtitten descriptions that leave vivid mental images that will fuel my fantasies for weeks to come. one such image was so powerful that i spent almost all my free time the past couple of days going through my photos of donghae and playing with photoshop so that i have an actual picture to look at when i daydream. under the cut because it looks ridiculous there might be kids on my f-list.

By the time he turns around at the bedroom door, he is wearing nothing but a tiny silver cross around his neck and a pair of black boxer briefs. )

i think i might give this to the author as a token of my appreciation. shit why am i so nervous hahaha.

jumper_on: (glasses hae)
CAN SOMEONE JUST PLEASE FLAIL WITH ME ABOUT THE HOTTEST PERFORMANCE OF THIS SONG YET?


specific discussion points:
1. eeteuk
2. donghae
3. HYUK TO THE MOTHERFUCKING JAE

kthnx.

*dead*


jumper_on: (glasses hae)
it's been over a week since school ended and it has taken me this long to catch up with fandom. and WTF?!

1. arashi is having their 10th anniversary concert. i don't know what to do about this.

2. i started watching Love Shuffle and WTF this is one of the wittiest, funniest, most underrated jdramas i have ever seen. also, matsuda shota is so sexy in this i can't even tell you. i liked him as soujirou in hanadan and i swear that episode about him and his first love was my favorite episode in the entire franchise hands down. because he cried! and it was believable! and great! i liked him also in bara no nai hanaya because he played a character that was the complete opposite of soujirou and he pulled it off awesome. i should have known i was in love with him when i saw him on the cover of NYLON JAPAN a couple months back. i was at kinokuniya staring at the magazine like an idiot for about two hours. but in LOVE SHUFFLE, man. just. unf. go watch it now.

3. WTF g dragon was depressed and went to europe with his hair like that. poor kid. apparently he's all better now (right). still, i love him in the My Heaven MV even if he was all sadface throughout.

4. suju's cosmo photoshoot. with the nice clothes and the genius hand placements. and the interview!

so the interviewer was asking them if any of them were envious of the other members' parts in the choreography for sorry, sorry. and so Yesung says he was jealous of Eunhyuk because he gets to do a dance solo. and Eeteuk says Siwon because he looks like a big boss when he does his finger lifting bit. and Sungmin says Hangeng because it looks really powerful how he walks in at the beginning. then the Inteviewer goes: Why doesn't Kyuhyun talk? Weren't you envious of the other members? then Kyu was like "I'm good."

HAHAHAHA. that boy. ♥


also, am i the only one who thinks he would have fit in fabulously with the cast of coffee prince? they should dress him more like this.

5.  DONGHAE. IN THIS. i know it's old but that doesn't make it any less hot. T^T

so anyway, i am in dire need of a layout change. i should go and do that now.

jumper_on: (for dream)
1. ARASHI
crazy moon on utaban
nino and ohno winning awards
quiz show

2. SUPER JUNIOR
dong hae. elle korea. previous post.
kibum finally showing his mug
watching them on Come to Play and Intimate Note. HEESICA wtf hahahahahahahahahahaha.
news about the REPACKAGED ALBUM this is gonna be so awesome
SORRY, SORRY REMIX ON INKIGAYO OMG THEY CHANGED SOME OF THE CHOREOGRAPHY AND THEY ENHANCED AND ADDED LITTLE BITS HERE AND THERE AND I LOVE IT AND I AM SUCH A SUCKER FOR THESE KINDS OF THINGS AND I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF HYUKJAE'S FABULOUS OUTFIT AND WHY IS THAT THE LAST PERFORMANCE OF SORRY, SORRY EVER I THINK I'M GONNA CRY BUT YAY FOR THE NEW SONG NEXT WEEK!!!

3. BIG BANG
watching ancient big bang videos and interviews with my sister this weekend
that LOTTE video with REAL CLOSE UP SHOTS OF TOP LOOKING CUTE WHILE PIMPING THAT LITTLE RED BOX AND FIXING HIS HAIR AND JUST LOOKING MIGHTY FINE IN THAT SUIT AND BEING ALL FIERCE WITH G DRAGON
in other news, G DRAGON has taken over my heart and it's been going on for the past couple of weeks and really it deserves its own post but something like that will take me a lot of time which is something i don't have these days. but yeah. I AM IN LOVE WITH THAT BOY. HORRENDOUS HAIR INCLUDED.

4. NEW FRIENDS! HELLO [livejournal.com profile] gwiboon and [livejournal.com profile] aokiyai !!!

5. actually getting homework done. and me liking what i've done. and one of my teachers calling me clever. teehee. two weeks to go and i'm done with this semester! after that is two glorious whole months of fandom immersion. i'm so excited!!!



fuck yes

Apr. 30th, 2009 02:52 am
jumper_on: (glasses hae)


THANK YOU GOD FOR THIS REFRESHING OASIS OF SEX AMIDST THE PETRIFIED DESSERT THAT IS MY LIFE (PRE)FINALS WEEK. UNF.
 
jumper_on: (matsuken loves candy)
1. so i wanted to make up to JAPAN for neglecting it for the past few weeks and i went to kinokuniya yesterday. and who do i see on the covers of the music magazines? DBfSK. then i went to the counter to look at all the announcements and free postcards they have lying around and what do i see there? a postcard that says JAPAN AND KOREA UNITED and it's an announcement for like monthly meetings of japanese and korean people for friendship or something. i swear even japan is pimping korea now.

i went to the manga section so i could get away from korea for a couple of seconds and focus. and i'm sooooooo glad i did because that's where i found (and 2 seconds later, bought) this:


there are probably HQ scans of this photobook floating around but i took some pics with my cellphone anyway. because of the cuteness. and because i spent waaay too much on this than is reasonable and i don't care because it's matsuken and i wanted to show this to someone. sorry.
 

 
death note is sooooo three years ago. so why am i suddenly willing to shell out for ancient overpriced merchandise? it's a mystery.

2. in other news, arashi! new single!! yay!!! also, nino is starring in another drama SP. i'm so happy he's not playing another retard. and he's playing inoue mao's husband. how ever are the junxmao fangirls gonna react? bring on the fanfics.

3. my sister visits me every weekend so we could walk around the city and eat at every japanese restaurant we could find. and we read in a magazine that there's this one store that serves really good omurice so we went and looked for it last weekend. the following conversation takes place while i was looking at the subway map trying to figure out the best route to get there:

me: we could take any train on the red line, get off at this stop, then switch to any train on the....
sister: what? any train on the what?
me: the purple line.... I GOTTA INTRODUCE MYSELF.

then we started laughing and people were looking and yeah. that was a good day.

4. speaking of purple line, i always thought that was a funny song. ever since the first time i heard yoochun say "i really wanna touch myself" when ayisse made me listen to it in her car. but because of this remix, my views on this song are slowly changing:


i still think purple line is a funny song but why have i had this video on loop for the past hour? this remix somehow made me pay attention to yoochun's voice and i find that i like the quality of it better than jj's now. it's more manly. and a bit husky. and i like that.

5. speaking of yoochun, i think i love him now. i've always liked jaejoong because my sister showed me the balloons video a long time ago (yes) and then recently changmin because i thought he was extra hot in the mirotic video. but this week yoochun somehow ninja-ed his way onto the top. and i think it happened when they were guests on ontama and they were asked to sing lines from songs that started with each syllable of the words secret code (shi-ku-re-tsu-to ko-do in japanese). jj was serious about it and sang really good lines from songs but whenever they hit tough spots, yoochun takes over and wins my heart. for the syllable KU, yoochun goes "ku-gun, ku-gun" like the sound you hear when the shark stalks swimming humans in the jaws movies. then when they get to the syllable TO, yoochun starts singing "tonyo tonyo tonyo sakana no ko" you know like the studio ghibli film except that was PONYO. so yeah that's the reason why i love yoochun now. oh and because he has tattoos.

6. speaking of tattoos, jaejoong's are hot as well. and in grammatically correct english too. unlike a certain suju member i know who had "actions are more PRECTION than words" tattooed on his back. yes kangin, i'm talking about you. you would have been better off tattooing "korean number 1 handsome guy" on yourself. at least even if it's not true, all those words exist in the english language. prection. honestly.

7. speaking of korean handsome guys, let's talk about dong hae for a sec and how his charisma has gotten him parts in other artists' music videos: BoA's Key of Heart and SNSD's Kissing You. i love how in korea musicians often collaborate with other musicians in songs and videos even if they're not from the same management (wonderboys and wonderbang lol) and i rarely ever see that happen in japan and dong hae why are you so cute flirting with all nine members of SNSD and getting killed in a motorcycle accident on the way to BoA's gig??? sigh i love video whores. and collabs. which brings me to number 8 and i swear i've been postponing talking about them because of the sheer monumentality of the task but here i go anyway:

8. BIG BANG BABY.

hmmm.. i think i'm gonna postpone after all. my brain turns to mush when i think about big bang. more specifically, TOP. oh god, i think i'm gonna go change my underwear now. i'll talk about this burning hotness of a man next week. in the meantime, i leave you with this. because masamixes.com is GENIUS.

jumper_on: (matsuken loves candy)
1. i just trudged through 480 BACK ENTRIES on my flist. and i started 8 HOURS AGO. i will never ignore lj for a whole week because i wanna focus on schoolwork ever again.

2. i had to go to chelsea today for an assignment and i swear this school goes out of its way to annoy me. because it was raining. and the building i had to go to was seven million blocks from the subway station. and just. i don't like getting my sneakers wet. so anyway i went and on the way i pass by this tiny little movie house in the middle of fuck knows where and i see this:


and suddenly it wasn't so bad anymore. i know it's an old movie but just seeing him suddenly out in the middle of nowhere when i was having such a crapfest of a day made me squeal and take fangirl cellphone pics of a poster i've seen a gajmillion times before. idek. speaking of L..

3. i haven't seen a single episode of zenigaba and that makes me a very bad fan. but i did see "don't laugh at my romance" and that movie pretty much confirmed the suspicions i've been having this past week: i think i'm in love with matsuyama kenichi (i mean i loved him before this but that was more of an "i think you're a good actor and i love your work" type of love and now it's more of the "i wanna have your babies" variety) and i'm 87% sure that it had to do with the fact that kyuhyun reminds me so much of him. speaking of kyuhyun..

4. I NOW HAVE MY SUJU TOP 5!!! here they are in no particular order. kind of.

KYUHYUN - i explained this already.
DONGHAE - for the hip thrusts. oh and because he's an orphan. and i am strangely attracted to boys i kinda feel sorry for and thus want to take care of.
HANGENG - becuase i loved him in the sorry, sorry video. with his shades. and his undone bowtie that dangles when he dances, just begging to be taken off. along with the rest of his clothes. oh and because he can't speak very good korean and that just make me go "awwwwww."

and i saved these two for last because i think they're my top 2 now:

EETEUK - because i am a sucker for dimples and his is just too cute. and his high-pitched laugh is crazy. and he's a goofball leader. and yeah just all-around awesome.
EUNHYUK - because he's the best dancer of the bunch. and he's hilarious. and he has PIMPTASTIC HAIR.

and i've been watching these two on sukira and they're insane. AND I LOVE THEIR SORRY, SORRY SPANISH MATADOR OUTFITS LIKE KYUHYUN LOVES JUMONG. WAY WAY TOO MUCH.

5. i also found out that i have SIWOPHOBIA: the irrational fear of siwon. i don't know man. he just scares me. maybe it's cause i'm a bad christian and i'm afraid he won't approve. maybe it's cause of his eyebrows. maybe it's cause he reminds me of that evil korean bad guy in that james bond film with the light blue eyes and the diamonds embedded in his face. i'm just really scared of him. my sister tried to cure me by showing me videos of adorable!siwon but i thought they were just creepy. i think i need professional help.

6. dbsk's paradise is such a makeout song. every time i hear it, i suddenly wish i was making out with someone. anyone. preferably an asian boy. oh! oh! and because of this, i am now determined to bag myself one of those. and everytime i pass by the smoking area in school where all the cute korean boys hang out with their brahs, i sing whatever song is playing in my ipod at that exact moment (which these days is just suju and dbsk) at the top of my lungs in the hopes that they would talk to me. because they'll think i know their language. or something.

7. i'm starting to feel guilty for neglecting arashi.
 

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