jumper_on: (yay onew)


i don't think i've declared this publicly but:

I SHIP THIS.

and it's not just cause they both look good and are obviously super talented, and therefore their spawn would just be these ridiculously attractive superhuman idol babies. it's that they have history together. and that counts for a lot in a real life relationship. and it kills me. and it's cute.

and look at the picture!!! it looks like the cover for manga about this shy boy who's really sweet and sings good and this free-spirited girl who's really loud and has sick dance skillz and how they're an unlikely pair who fall in love despite all their differences. ONLY, IT'S NOT MANGA. IT'S REAL LIFE.

so yeah. they are obviously MFEO.

/still waiting for the comeback, guys. come on. april's almost half done.

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in other news, i am seriously addicted to LEE HYO RIZZLE. the new album is sick. Bring It Back is hands down my favorite track because BEKAH and JI YOON, two of the most badass ladiez in kpop, are in it. but also i love how it fuses rock and hip-hop together into an awesome awesome track of grrrl power. and then the track is followed by Highlight which is another song that gets me off my ass and makes me work it. this album is not helping me get any homework done! it's helping me burn off some calories though, which is good. oh and i also adore the track with Daesung in it. it is BEAUTIFUL. and not just because it resampled Annie Lennox. even if to me, that is reason enough. 
jumper_on: (for dream)
1. ARASHI
crazy moon on utaban
nino and ohno winning awards
quiz show

2. SUPER JUNIOR
dong hae. elle korea. previous post.
kibum finally showing his mug
watching them on Come to Play and Intimate Note. HEESICA wtf hahahahahahahahahahaha.
news about the REPACKAGED ALBUM this is gonna be so awesome
SORRY, SORRY REMIX ON INKIGAYO OMG THEY CHANGED SOME OF THE CHOREOGRAPHY AND THEY ENHANCED AND ADDED LITTLE BITS HERE AND THERE AND I LOVE IT AND I AM SUCH A SUCKER FOR THESE KINDS OF THINGS AND I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF HYUKJAE'S FABULOUS OUTFIT AND WHY IS THAT THE LAST PERFORMANCE OF SORRY, SORRY EVER I THINK I'M GONNA CRY BUT YAY FOR THE NEW SONG NEXT WEEK!!!

3. BIG BANG
watching ancient big bang videos and interviews with my sister this weekend
that LOTTE video with REAL CLOSE UP SHOTS OF TOP LOOKING CUTE WHILE PIMPING THAT LITTLE RED BOX AND FIXING HIS HAIR AND JUST LOOKING MIGHTY FINE IN THAT SUIT AND BEING ALL FIERCE WITH G DRAGON
in other news, G DRAGON has taken over my heart and it's been going on for the past couple of weeks and really it deserves its own post but something like that will take me a lot of time which is something i don't have these days. but yeah. I AM IN LOVE WITH THAT BOY. HORRENDOUS HAIR INCLUDED.

4. NEW FRIENDS! HELLO [livejournal.com profile] gwiboon and [livejournal.com profile] aokiyai !!!

5. actually getting homework done. and me liking what i've done. and one of my teachers calling me clever. teehee. two weeks to go and i'm done with this semester! after that is two glorious whole months of fandom immersion. i'm so excited!!!



jumper_on: (hot maknae is hot)
okay. [livejournal.com profile] capslock_vip just declared war on [livejournal.com profile] capslock_tvxq and it's been the most fun 5 minutes so far (and counting) i've had in the kpop fandom EVERRRRR.

i fangirl both of them so i can't really join in on the wankfest but it's soooo fun just watching all the macros fly around. yes. i love to watch.

the only thing i wish for right now is for the mods at [livejournal.com profile] capslock_suju to realize what's happening and to join in on the chaos.

p.s.

after thinking about this for a couple secs, and because i've been obsessed with them lately, i therefore conclude that:

BIG BANG SOOOOOO PWNS DBSK.

but then again, dbsk DID come out with PURPLE LINE. and genius like that is hard to top.





jumper_on: (hot maknae is hot)
like d-d-d-d-d this yo!

so i'm ready to talk about big bang now.

the first video of theirs i ever saw was seung ri's strong baby in january because i think [livejournal.com profile] goldengutgirl was pimping it in her journal with steaming hot gifs and icons. and i thought it was a really good song. and who is this cute boy dancing and having almost sex with the tattooed chick and there was this other boy wearing these fantastic shades in the beginning and he was speaking english and he called this other boy BRAH and what was that about? and then sakurai sho decided to come to new york and i forgot all about them.

i then went to live with my uncle in Korea Land, USA because it's half an hour away from my school and i have a 10-year old cousin named pauline and she has this strange habit of bursting into song whenever there was a lull in the conversation. and she only ever sings one line: "i'm so sorry but i love you taco jim eye, he yeah moe lasso, i tell ya, a lasso." i find out much later that she learned this song from one of her classmates, who is a korean boy and a huge big bang fan. i swear this is one of the cutest things i've ever heard.

fast forward to march. it is spring break and i have fallen in love with kpop via mirotic. so i joined [livejournal.com profile] capslock_tvxq  and someone made a parody of big bang's haru haru. and yes, the second big bang video i ever saw was the one where they were all being retarded angsty and wearing horrible eyeliner and the subtitles were telling me that these boys were cassies who had a falling out because one of them quit the fandom and got himself a girlfriend. so while i was laughing my ass off at the wtf-ery that is big bang, my subconscious was working behind my back encoding this song into my brain and i had it stuck in there for days. and i found that i liked it too.

so i was starting to feel the pull towards big bang and i was trying very hard to resist because by then i was obsessed with super junior too and was beginning to feel bad because counting dbsk, i then liked TWO kpop bands (while when i was into jpop i only liked one) and i wasn't about to add a third one to the list. but then LOLLIPOP came out. and i swear i first watched that video not for big bang but for sandara park who, as we all know, is really FILIPINO. and hell that was a catchy song too. but the song was not the only reason i had that video on loop for days. it was a boy. excuse me, a MAN. with jowls that were carved by the gods themselves. and slick hair. and smoky eyes. in glasses.

T to the O to the motherfucking P.

whose love, by the way, is bling bling like LED.

so i google the guy, gain a deep and profound respect for him when i read about his background, then proceed to watch all his collab videos with other artists (red roc, gummi, uhm jung hwa), all of which he was sizzling hot in.

oh can i just talk about uhm jung hwa's DISCO for a bit? i don't understand why the image of a man pretend sipping from a tiny teacup while raising his eyebrow at the camera would give me wonderful wonderful dreams for several consecutive nights. oh wait i know. because it's TOP.


and can i also just spazz about the deep velvety goodness that is his voice for two seconds?

KSJDFHYURWAKJFBALKSJDFUCKINGHALSDKFHLASKDJFHN!!!

i swear he could read a phone book and i'd jizz in my pants.
jumper_on: (matsuken loves candy)
1. so i wanted to make up to JAPAN for neglecting it for the past few weeks and i went to kinokuniya yesterday. and who do i see on the covers of the music magazines? DBfSK. then i went to the counter to look at all the announcements and free postcards they have lying around and what do i see there? a postcard that says JAPAN AND KOREA UNITED and it's an announcement for like monthly meetings of japanese and korean people for friendship or something. i swear even japan is pimping korea now.

i went to the manga section so i could get away from korea for a couple of seconds and focus. and i'm sooooooo glad i did because that's where i found (and 2 seconds later, bought) this:


there are probably HQ scans of this photobook floating around but i took some pics with my cellphone anyway. because of the cuteness. and because i spent waaay too much on this than is reasonable and i don't care because it's matsuken and i wanted to show this to someone. sorry.
 

 
death note is sooooo three years ago. so why am i suddenly willing to shell out for ancient overpriced merchandise? it's a mystery.

2. in other news, arashi! new single!! yay!!! also, nino is starring in another drama SP. i'm so happy he's not playing another retard. and he's playing inoue mao's husband. how ever are the junxmao fangirls gonna react? bring on the fanfics.

3. my sister visits me every weekend so we could walk around the city and eat at every japanese restaurant we could find. and we read in a magazine that there's this one store that serves really good omurice so we went and looked for it last weekend. the following conversation takes place while i was looking at the subway map trying to figure out the best route to get there:

me: we could take any train on the red line, get off at this stop, then switch to any train on the....
sister: what? any train on the what?
me: the purple line.... I GOTTA INTRODUCE MYSELF.

then we started laughing and people were looking and yeah. that was a good day.

4. speaking of purple line, i always thought that was a funny song. ever since the first time i heard yoochun say "i really wanna touch myself" when ayisse made me listen to it in her car. but because of this remix, my views on this song are slowly changing:


i still think purple line is a funny song but why have i had this video on loop for the past hour? this remix somehow made me pay attention to yoochun's voice and i find that i like the quality of it better than jj's now. it's more manly. and a bit husky. and i like that.

5. speaking of yoochun, i think i love him now. i've always liked jaejoong because my sister showed me the balloons video a long time ago (yes) and then recently changmin because i thought he was extra hot in the mirotic video. but this week yoochun somehow ninja-ed his way onto the top. and i think it happened when they were guests on ontama and they were asked to sing lines from songs that started with each syllable of the words secret code (shi-ku-re-tsu-to ko-do in japanese). jj was serious about it and sang really good lines from songs but whenever they hit tough spots, yoochun takes over and wins my heart. for the syllable KU, yoochun goes "ku-gun, ku-gun" like the sound you hear when the shark stalks swimming humans in the jaws movies. then when they get to the syllable TO, yoochun starts singing "tonyo tonyo tonyo sakana no ko" you know like the studio ghibli film except that was PONYO. so yeah that's the reason why i love yoochun now. oh and because he has tattoos.

6. speaking of tattoos, jaejoong's are hot as well. and in grammatically correct english too. unlike a certain suju member i know who had "actions are more PRECTION than words" tattooed on his back. yes kangin, i'm talking about you. you would have been better off tattooing "korean number 1 handsome guy" on yourself. at least even if it's not true, all those words exist in the english language. prection. honestly.

7. speaking of korean handsome guys, let's talk about dong hae for a sec and how his charisma has gotten him parts in other artists' music videos: BoA's Key of Heart and SNSD's Kissing You. i love how in korea musicians often collaborate with other musicians in songs and videos even if they're not from the same management (wonderboys and wonderbang lol) and i rarely ever see that happen in japan and dong hae why are you so cute flirting with all nine members of SNSD and getting killed in a motorcycle accident on the way to BoA's gig??? sigh i love video whores. and collabs. which brings me to number 8 and i swear i've been postponing talking about them because of the sheer monumentality of the task but here i go anyway:

8. BIG BANG BABY.

hmmm.. i think i'm gonna postpone after all. my brain turns to mush when i think about big bang. more specifically, TOP. oh god, i think i'm gonna go change my underwear now. i'll talk about this burning hotness of a man next week. in the meantime, i leave you with this. because masamixes.com is GENIUS.

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